Monday, August 30, 2010

8/Sunday back from Antigua



            I got worms.  Maybe.  Definitely probably.  The local Comalapan doctor thought I had Guardia but I don’t think he gave the worm scenario proper consideration because of my translators embarrassment towards describing the sphincter tickling and general down there movement I told her to tell the doc.
            Just drank some liquid worm egg killer that came in a box with a clown on the label and tasted like pink chalk, we’ll see if it works.  It doesn’t feel right.  I feel violated and disconcerted.  It’s all kind of funny in that twisted laugh-out-of-nothing-else-to-do sort of situation, like in a pathetic self-preservation and copping kind of laughter where you wince a little more than smile.  Kind of funny.  Not really.
            I feel like a swallowed a dancing feather laced flag and it’s windy down there.
            My fellow volunteer Bella said “it could be worse,” and I paused for a while, trying to think of something specific that could be worse and I said “death would be.”  She said, “you could be pregnant,” and I said, “I basically am.”

3 comments:

  1. Lloyd: "I got worms"...

    Mary: "I beg your pardon?"...

    Lloyd: "That's what we're gonna call it. 'I Got Worms!' We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms."

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  2. bwahaha. i'm not laughing AT you. and i'm glad the situation seems to be resolved. but the last exchange between you and b just sent me into fits.

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