Just drank some liquid worm egg killer that came in a box with a clown on the label and tasted like pink chalk, we’ll see if it works. It doesn’t feel right. I feel violated and disconcerted. It’s all kind of funny in that twisted laugh-out-of-nothing-else-to-do sort of situation, like in a pathetic self-preservation and copping kind of laughter where you wince a little more than smile. Kind of funny. Not really.
I feel like a swallowed a dancing feather laced flag and it’s windy down there.
My fellow volunteer Bella said “it could be worse,” and I paused for a while, trying to think of something specific that could be worse and I said “death would be.” She said, “you could be pregnant,” and I said, “I basically am.”
Oh buddy, feel better.
ReplyDeleteLloyd: "I got worms"...
ReplyDeleteMary: "I beg your pardon?"...
Lloyd: "That's what we're gonna call it. 'I Got Worms!' We're gonna specialize in selling worm farms. You know, like ant farms."
bwahaha. i'm not laughing AT you. and i'm glad the situation seems to be resolved. but the last exchange between you and b just sent me into fits.
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